Always a Pirate At Sea

This is a parody of Billy Joel's "She's Always a Woman"

Oh his name is a word
People fear and despise
He's known for his brutality and his lies
And his gold and grog's all that's valued by he
His head's wanted on land
But he's always a pirate at sea

He can deal with a blade
He can cut you or bleed you
You can grovel and beg
But he'll pummel and beat you
And he'll take all your treasures in spite of your pleas
He steals like a thief
And he's always a pirate at sea

Oh he takes care of himself
When Royal Navy are near
His ship slips through the fog
Oh and he never gives out
And he never gives in
He just guzzles his grog

He's got an eyepatch a
Hook, a peg-leg, a parrot
He's got a barrel of grog
But he aint gonna share it
He'll take all the gold
From your pockets and teeth
Better stay on the shore
Cause he's always a pirate at sea

Oh he takes care of himself
When Royal Navy are near
His ship slips through the fog
Oh and he never gives out
And he never gives in
He just guzzles his grog

While he's happily juiced
His crew's horribly dry
Jewels and gold fill the ships hold
Oh the grog it could by
With dark glances and grumbles
His crew cried mutiny
And he'll walk on the plank
For the grog that he drank
Yeah he's always a pirate at sea