I Don't Feel Like Fightin'

Woke up in the morning with a ship that's full of gold

The greatest rags to riches pirate story ever told

Now the tide is turnin, need a map, a place to land

On some deserted island bury treasure in the sand

But this ship's weighted down, draggin' low and movin' slow

Too much gold, who'd of thought of such a plight

Grab those oars and row, wind's weak, we need to go

On the h'rison black flags h'come in sight

But I don't feel like fightin'

And your Jolly Roger's raised

Just put that boney flag

And those coal black cannon balls away

You think that I could swagger up a little swashbuckler display

But I don't feel like fightin'

No sir, no fightin' today

Don't feel like fightin', fightin'

Cuz' I've way to much gold to lose

Don't feel like fightin', fightin'

Can't you see I'm just out on a cruise?

Don't feel like fightin', fightin'

Bailin' out this salty ship with the wealthy pirate blues

Ships will come and ships will go, my future's lookin' swell

Gonna build mansion and a swanky, posh, hotel

Gonna get some decency, say goodbye t'this pirate life.

Settle down, raise family, w'some saucy pirate wife.

So I'll try to stall, your little pleasure call

This finder's keeper's gold is rightly mine

So please, don't be mean, to my hopes and dreams

If you sail away, I'm sure you'll stop my cry'n

Cuz I don't feel like fightin'

And your Jolly Roger's raised

Just put that boney flag

And those coal black cannon balls away

You think that I could swagger up a little swashbuckler display

But I don't feel like fightin'

No sir, no fightin' today

Don't feel like fightin', fightin'

Cuz' I've way to much gold to lose

Don't feel like fightin', fightin'

Can't you see I'm just out on a cruise?

Don't feel like fightin', fightin'

Bailin' out this salty ship with the wealthy pirate blue-who-whos

You can't come and take my goh'

Sink my ship and we'll both be poh'

Just let me go - and when we meet in town I'll by you gro-ah-og

But I don't feel like fightin'

And your Jolly Roger's raised

Just put that boney flag

And those coal black cannon balls away

You think that I could swagger up a little swashbuckler display

But I don't feel like fightin'

No sir, no fightin' today

Don't feel like fightin', fightin'

Cuz' I've way to much gold to lose

Don't feel like fightin', fightin'

Can't you see I'm just out on a cruise?

Don't feel like fightin', fightin'

Bailin' out this salty ship with the wealthy pirate blue-who-whos