I Like Big Booty

This is kind of a parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back", for opening line at least, though it has it's own tune.

I like big booty and I can not lie It's a penchant I do not deny When there's booty near this buccaneer Gotta get my hands upon it and when I wanna make it clear I say ARR.    (Arr in a very stong, piraty tone) AAR.    (Arr in a weak and shaky, "don't you know what arr means" tone) All ye pirate folk will agree Big booty's what it's gotta be That sets you rogues to sea And far from land, you make your plan To get big booty right in your hand AAR. It's every pirates duty To get a hold of big booty Say AAR.  AAR. Well I got beautiful booty on my mind When this booty full ship goes passing by And I think it's best, I get my hands on her chest And make her booty mine AAR.  AAR. Now all you pirate's gotta take your time And rub your big booty til it shines AAR. Well I got beautiful booty on me hold Booty so big and shiny gold And I think you might, want to avoid a fight Cuz this here booty's mine AAR.  AAR. But the problem with pirates And I think you'll all agree Is that they want to put their hands on your booty It's every pirates duty To get a hold of big booty To rub it fine until it shines And shout out, "This big booty's mine" AAR.

** Repeat last stanza, as if there is a pirate congo line going on.