The Greatest Gourmet Swedish Chef in Bucaneer Bay

He was a famous Sweedish chef upon a ship to Brazil

He made the meanest meatballs spiced with savory and dill

He was the best chef in his field

But then some pirates came along and now he's making their meals

He's with the pirates now.  He's baking swill souffle

He's the greatest gourmet Sweedish chef in Buccaneer Bay

They made him boil seaweed for the crew to eat

It really brought him down because they had no meat

The captain seemed to want a treat

For the next day captain commandeered a fishing fleet

And now the buccaneers cheer, and scarf flounder flambe

He's the greatest gourmet Sweedish chef in Buccaneer Bay

A root, a toot, a ladle in his boot

He bakes them grog-lemon beans - So have no worries

For although they make a flatulant team

They prevent scurvy

And now the buccaneers cheer, as they eat shark fillet

He's the greatest gourmet Sweedish chef in Buccaneer Bay

He was the greatest gourmet Sweedish chef in Buccaneer Bay

And when he made his greatest gourmet dishes

He was spicy as a salty spray

And when he made those meals the buccaneers ate all night and day

He's the greatest gourmet Sweedish chef in Buccaneer Bay

Lickupa lickitylipa lickitylipa lick lick

They dined all night and all day

On mackrel chowder and oyster-lime puree

They got no scurvy

And those buccaneers cheer for their swordfish souflee

He's the greatest gourmet Sweedish chef in Buccaneer Bay

He fills those bucker's bellies with goodies every night

And they gobble down some more in the early bright

They raise their grog and lick their plates

And they'll be coming back for thirds before it gets too late

Arr arr they cheer for him at the end of the day

For that greatest gourmet Sweedish chef in Buccaneer Bay

A sip, a slurp a sat-is-fying burp burp burp

Those pirates once thrived on risk

Now they dine in style on grapefruit lobster bisque

Say - so long - scurvy

And those buccaneers cheer for their pirate buffet

And the greatest gourmet Sweedish chef in Buccaneer Bay