Skull and Bones

This is a parody of Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock and Roll"

Just raise our jolly flag up the mast

That ship's a runnin but we're gainin' fast

They'll give us jewels or meet with Davy Jones

I got my flag of skull and bones

Don't try to make me be a cobbler

I'd give 'em peg legs and I'd take their gold

If they don't like it they'd be floatin' home

I'd wave my flag of skull and bones

Still like that flag of skull and bones

My jolly roger just makes 'em moan

The open seas are where I like to roam

With my flag of skull and bones

I'd never make it as a gardener

Rather be a smuggler or a restless rogue

You won't catch me with a garden gnome

I've got my flag of skull and bones

Say I'm a pirate say whatever you will

Call me a buccaneer or Bloody Bill

Old sour grog's my kinda cologne

I like that flag of skull and bones

Still like that flag of skull and bones

My jolly roger just makes 'em moan

The open seas are where I like to roam

With my flag of skull and bones