Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Sea Food Again

Freeform parody of James Taylor's "Fire and Rain"


Spent three days stranded on this lonely stand
of rock and sand at sea
My sunburned skin is peeling painful
But that's not what's eating me
Oh, I've seen fruit and I've seen grain
I remember gravy boats and sausage chains
I've seen burdened banquet tables bending with the strain
And I always thought that I'd see food again
My beaten ship was stormy tossed
And sunk beneath the waves
Though everything aboard was lost
Alone my life was saved
Oh I miss fruit and I miss grain
I miss those yummy gravy boats and sausage chains
I'd even eat my vegetables and never once complain
If I only got to see food again
Spent three years stranded on this lonely stand
of rock and sand at sea
My suntanned skin's no longer painful
But that's not what's feeding me

I suck sea snails from their shells
They're pretty hard to chew
Though my aching jaw rebels
There's not much else to do

Oh I miss fruit and I miss grain
I miss those yummy gravy boats and sausage chains
I'd even eat my vegetables and never once complain
But all I've got is sea food again
I'm chewing on this sea food again
Is it escargo or sushi? I don't know
I just know it's sea food again
Gritty, sandy sea food again

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