The Pirate Code

This is a parody of Everclear's "Everything to Everyone"

You've got your prisioner bound in braces

Where your monkey throws it's poo

It's vocations flinging feces t'entertain your crew

I think you like to be a pirate

I think you like to be so cruel

I think you live by code of pirates

Breaking every single rule

You take what you take

You slew who you slew

And now, you be pirating your Pirate's Code

You got all the right sea skills

You pay with your bright blade

And always try to be pirating your Pirate's Code

Yeah you got gold again

You got treasure to gain

You say they taught you how to steal and fight

Yeah, they taught you to play fow-well

I say they taught you how to stab a back

And watch your buddies bleed and drow-en

I think you like to wear your eyepatch proud

I think you love to wear a frow-en

I think you are blind to the fact

That the code you live is the code that cuts you dow-en

You slay who you slay

You took what you took

You always try to be pirating your Pirate's Code

You got all the right sea skills

You pay with your bright blade

You always try to be pirating your Pirate's Code

Feel the sound of cannons (Got gold to gain)

You tumble and you crawl

Yeah your sails begin to burn

Feel the sound of cannons (Got gold to gain)

You tumble and you crawl

Your sundered ships timbers start to burn

Yeah your ship's gonna burn

Bad monkey!  No!  Very very Bad monkey!

They took what they took from you

You're chained in their chains

And cry, they be pirating their pirates code

You jump when they say frog

You'll pay for your bright blade

And cry, they're pirating their pirates code

Feel the sound of cannons (Got gold to gain)

You tumble and you crawl

Yeah they got gold to gain

Feel the sound of cannons (Got gold to gain)

You tumble and you crawl